hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

travelers-insurance:

Girl: Want to come over ;)

Me: A wizard just turned me into a duck.

Girl: I’m off my -

Me: image

(Source: activatedcarbon)

soulinshadows:

amytheinternethobbit:

tyleroakley:

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accurate gif is accurate.

The gif is correct.

(Source: iraffiruse)

extremehomestuckshipping:

iichijouji:

very simple chain and ruffle tutorials i made for a friend and decided to share because idk it might be useful for someone

For a second I thought they went side to side and I got very confused

(Source: tropius)

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO

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imageDID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING

imageYOUTUBE NO

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MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

burningtheheartoutofyou:

Before Jim met Sebastian he used drugs to calm his mind when he got too stressed and over exerted. Since Sebastian came into his life he’d managed to get off his addiction with his sniper’s help. But one day he wasn’t around and Jim was on the verge of a breakdown. Sebastian is not pleased when he finds his boss passed out in the living room.

prettyoddyoungblood:

clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!

[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm

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MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT A MASSIVE FUCKING SCUMBAG

mamasam:

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

doglets:

“Pew pew pew” -church interior designer

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